Conversation in the car:
Mr. T: YUM!!!
(pause) Ted: What's yum Mr. T?
Mr. T: Well, I just burped and it tasted like the sausage burrito I had for breakfast.
Everyone in the car: Eeeeeewwwwww!!! SICK!!!!
Mr. T: Hey, Dad asked me so I told him.
Moral of the story- Just don't ask!!!!
15 hours ago